Hi all,

I'm new to the single scene, and haven't been single in about 7 years, for more than a one week stretch.

Where's good to go to meet women?

And I'd prefer it not to be a nightclub, as I cant stand having a shouted conversation over the 'hooj toons' of Tiesto or whatever else is on!

didnt have a whole lot of action on this post did u?? well u could try mayo?!! love that guy !!

What guy?

Mr. Mayo?

I didn't get the 'Counties Calendar' this year!

i'll post u a map...and i mean the guy that shoots bullets or air bubbles i dont know what it is but he's damn cool!!!

who this fella?

This fella is pretty cool as well,
The less we say about Jack the better

hahaha u could play with thseguys a day... hours of fun.. the is millions of them.... WOW

look at that fella catching the chicken, even Rocky couldn't do that

So Mayo is the general consensus among Smiley people

you mte not be able to tell by my PIC but i am a really smiley person i jus feel like a muppet posin for a pic altho that pic does look like a bit of a pose... cringe....

And either some scaffolding or a collection of blunt weaponry in the background?

i will have u know brian that the stuff behind me is my brumstick and my time machine....

And where is your black cat? Methinks we have a with here, time to get the wytchfynder general hehe

what are u sayin about my cat lucky ?????

Ah ha so you admit you have a cat then thus exposing yourself as a witch! Prepare to be dunked in the river (whatever its name is in Mayo) by the wytchfynder! We will let your cat go hehe! Now time to be very sarcastic on some other posts, very funny, some guys think they are barry white! Does hairy chests and winged shirts still exsist? Ofcourse not talking of your dress sense heyup! I like witchs and women in black.

Lets throw her in the lake and see if she floats