Ok, you in the bar, you have your eye on him/her, he/she looks like she is single.......

(Girls) Do you go chat to him ? wait for him to spot u ? what do u say ? start with a cheesy line ?

(Guys) Can i buy u a drink ? Would u like to join me ? or some other line ?

What do you use, ?

Did you hear about the magic tractor? It went around the corner and turned into a field. never tried that. it might work though.

Hmm, i tried the "that dress looks very becoming on you,,,,,,,,,,,, but if i were on you i'd be coming too" line on friday,


Needless to say I left empty handed.

look if i can offer you any advice it would be dispense with the chat up lines. i don't think any woman wants to hear that bullshit. i'm suprised you didn't get a smack....or did you!? best bet is just to introduce yourself and aske her questions. i'm sure she'll be delighted to talk about how great she is all night to you!

well to be honest i never attempt to chat up gals, i was just, well bored on friday so i thought fuck it lol

to be honest i don't either. i can't speak for other counties but i don't think cork is a place where you walk up to some girl and talk to her, well not in a bar i mean. you can do what you want in the club.

welguys... in my opinion, a girl doesnt mind a chat up live if its funny... it shows hes tryin to make an effort...

me personally i would go up to a guy and talk to him or say something witty or witty in my opinion if i fancied him... wonder why im single!!

ah feck it u have nothin to loose in my opinion, notin ventured and all that!

make the effort and get out there and chat those girls up... if ur not in u'l be goin home alone!

what i don't like about girls methods is that they never say something like 'hi im xxx what your name?'. all i get is "who do you think you are?/why are you wearing that?" they give me a put down then i talk to them asking what the fuck they're on about. like what kind of fucking chat up is that?

were u wearing that coat at the time dannyboy?!! haha ah i dont know its like bein on the play ground for some ppl i guess, remember when u were a kid and if u like a boy/girl u'd kick them or something so its the same when ur an adult u jus insult it would seem!

ya i know what you mean. and no i wasnt wearing that coat!

i've never worn that coat except for in that picture!

you better believe!

My trick is to never approach women... Just make eye contact and smile and eventually, 9 times out of 10, thy come over!