Any pretty girls wanna chat then maybe more get in touch with me! I'm based in Dublin/Wicklow

and what if they weren't so pretty, you're a cruel man, tut tut tut

Oh dont u know that every woman is pretty in their own unique way like a snowflake that cant be replicated!!!

Like a snowflake?

Cold and small?

Sexism!

ah brian!! hello!

you forgot wet brian....

oh tut tut has romance died in ireland??!!

we were talkin about snow flakes werent we?????????

well i was comparing similarities between snowflakes and woman!! its the nurse in u, its not ur fault these things come out

I was trying to stay high brow Heyyup!

Otherwise I would have made much worse and more obvious comparisons

brian no need to be all nice and gentlemanly like in here... we all know what ur like..

No you don't!

Just like snow, women only come a few times a year?

I would say that, but that would belittle my bedroom performance, and we don't want to do that!

oh my good lord are we goin to start talkin bout ur performance in bed brian... think u should open up a whole new post for that one...

oh oh new post alert!!